PowerPoint – the tool of our trade

Another tutorial to talk about my favourite artist material: Banksy has his stencils, Damian has his spots, I have PowerPoint and Grayson has his pots. I have also been known to get out the paint pots, messy charcoal and glue.  My fingernails are testament to some mixed-media assemblage, but I also dabble in the dark... Continue Reading →

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Existentialism for the office

I hope to high heaven I have spelt it right, but I've been thinking a lot about the E word lately. For this post, I want to crack open the doors of perception a bit and explain what is going on in my head.  Ghastly thought, I know. If we clear away all the chaff... Continue Reading →

A year of fun – Dolly’s final tutorial of 2017

Dear fellow vintage admin dollies, It has been a year of re-purposed Powerpoint instructional videos, Humanoid Resources fembot zapping and gin-soaked laughter.  But still we strive for success!  Here, at the Poodlepods Head Office, we will not be happy until others, like us, share in the fun of taking our dollies to work and telling... Continue Reading →

We are #1

Yes, we repeat, we are NUMBER ONE in the world rankings of senior secretary unsatisfactory survey results! We are so proud at the University of Admin to have yet another award to put on our letterheads and wave from the roof. It really is such a massive honour and we all cannot wait to be... Continue Reading →

Introducing Brexipods – admin contingency planning excellence

Officially known as The Office of Brexit Excellence, it is with some trepidation that we have to announce, a new mission vision to equip our vintage career progression with a toolkit of Brexit preparation! Within the University of Admin you will find a well-resourced, dedicated new army of Humanoid Resources fembots who have only one... Continue Reading →

The World of Poodlepods

After a strong coffee and a back pain pill, the megalomania really kicks in and we thought we'd while away the office hours by telling you all about our empire. First the website (this one); gateway to all the tricks of the trade courtesy of Dolly Poodle, your tutor and the Vice-Chancellor's newly promoted official... Continue Reading →

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