This is an official message from Poodlepods Main Office – we have deleted the book face.
To be honest, at the University of Admin, us old typists have never liked the feeling of being Zucked over. It’s bad enough at work.
Horrified we were, to see ads pop-up for a brand of gin we loathed, hoists and lumber supports. It will be a relief not to be targeted by incontinence pads, sheltered accommodation and a free hearing test.
But thank you to those who liked the Poodlepods Comedy Club page.
..and don’t get us started on that horrible, messy design – Instagram it ain’t – oh, hold on a mo, we’ve been Zucked over there too. Instagram was bought out by the people in blue; nobody can have a business page unless you have a FB account and not until they’ve had a good old rummage in your drawers and logged every burp and whistle!
We’ve never felt so claustrophobic and creeped out – apart from that time when we nipped down to the Humanoid Resources archive.
Because as we know, like all good secretaries, information is power and trust is the finger on the button. Except when you can make a tidy profit it seems.