..look, nobody said that this was going to be easy. PA Pippa has gone and lost it over on Instagram and thrown Professor Sasha’s latest gold fanny award down the lavatory.
Here, at the University of Admin, we do not condone blocking an entire higher education establishment’s sewerage system in a fit of career frustration. Instead, we advise, sitting alone in your office, gin in hand and watching this eLearning podule.
There now, things will be better soon.