Earn your Poodlepods HR certificates!

Now that you are up and running, watching your vintage dolly learning materials, we must remind you to print off your certificates and proudly display them either on your person, on another person or more traditionally, on the toilet wall.

At Poodlepods Head Office, our certificate collection has reached critical mass and we are now having to find other uses for HR’s proof of our stunning life-long servitude learning journey.

Poodlepods sample certificate 2017A brilliant suggestion has come in from Mildred, a change management fembot on Instagram who suggests shredding all our excess certificates in preparation for our post-Brexit hay boxes.

We think this is a splendid idea and cannot wait until the launch of the instructional podule in order to pass the course and earn yet another certificate!

So let this be a lesson: if you want a hot meal of stewed carrots, cooked to perfection, keep passing your poodlepods.Β  Here is one we made earlier:

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