We are very pleased with our goat
She takes up no space
Tethered to my desk
Next to my coat.
And useful too as she eats a host
Of old sandwiches
Biros
And all my post.
The Green Team installed her
By surprise one day
To get the Gold Award
For the month of May.
And now they demand Platinum
For the month of July
So she’s on my gin
And drinking the place dry.
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